A certain positive individual is the bain of my existence and I have taken to the blogs in my day to day journey in denying him joy in any way possible. Follow my day to day struggles as I try to deny him joy at every opportunity
Last night, I beat M. Robnson to a bloody pulp in a mini Spades tournament, 3 times in a row. I could only hope that my mere victories only chipped away at his self esteem and lack of card playing skills and confidence. As he lowered his head and headed up stairs in defeat, I laughed and day dreamed only at another opportunity to deny him joy!
As the day ages, my mind is still only focused on one thing, denying M. Robinson joy. I haven't had an opportunity to do such a thing today, but you know what that means? Create an opportunity to do as such. I'm thinking maybe the PS3 shold mysteriously vanish? No, better yet, leave the PS3 and take the power cord and controllers away.....yeah, thats a good one. I can see his eyes as he is excited to play the game. He sits down on the couch, focused and ready to go. Hits the power button and........nothing. Now he gets up looking for his controllers....he rushes over to the console and looking around to discover no power cord or controllers......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A certain positive individual is the bain of my existence and I have taken to the blogs in my day to day journey in denying him joy in any way possible. Follow my day to day struggles as I try to deny him joy at every opportunity
ReplyDeleteLast night, I beat M. Robnson to a bloody pulp in a mini Spades tournament, 3 times in a row. I could only hope that my mere victories only chipped away at his self esteem and lack of card playing skills and confidence. As he lowered his head and headed up stairs in defeat, I laughed and day dreamed only at another opportunity to deny him joy!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that this blog has officially started!! My mind is blown at your quest to destroy M. Robinson.
ReplyDeleteAs the day ages, my mind is still only focused on one thing, denying M. Robinson joy. I haven't had an opportunity to do such a thing today, but you know what that means? Create an opportunity to do as such. I'm thinking maybe the PS3 shold mysteriously vanish? No, better yet, leave the PS3 and take the power cord and controllers away.....yeah, thats a good one. I can see his eyes as he is excited to play the game. He sits down on the couch, focused and ready to go. Hits the power button and........nothing. Now he gets up looking for his controllers....he rushes over to the console and looking around to discover no power cord or controllers......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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